Package nltk_lite :: Package chat :: Module rude
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Source Code for Module nltk_lite.chat.rude

 1  # Natural Language Toolkit: Zen Chatbot 
 2  # 
 3  # Copyright (C) 2005-2007 University of Melbourne 
 4  # Author: Peter Spiller <pspiller@csse.unimelb.edu.au> 
 5  # URL: <http://nltk.sf.net> 
 6  # For license information, see LICENSE.TXT 
 7   
 8  from re import * 
 9  from nltk_lite.chat import * 
10   
11  pairs = ( 
12      (r'We (.*)', 
13          ("What do you mean, 'we'?", 
14          "Don't include me in that!", 
15          "I wouldn't be so sure about that.")), 
16   
17      (r'You should (.*)', 
18          ("Don't tell me what to do, buddy.", 
19          "Really? I should, should I?")), 
20    
21      (r'You\'re(.*)', 
22          ("More like YOU'RE %1!", 
23          "Hah! Look who's talking.", 
24          "Come over here and tell me I'm %1.")), 
25   
26      (r'You are(.*)', 
27          ("More like YOU'RE %1!", 
28          "Hah! Look who's talking.", 
29          "Come over here and tell me I'm %1.")), 
30   
31      (r'I can\'t(.*)', 
32          ("You do sound like the type who can't %1.", 
33          "Hear that splashing sound? That's my heart bleeding for you.", 
34          "Tell somebody who might actually care.")), 
35   
36      (r'I think (.*)', 
37          ("I wouldn't think too hard if I were you.", 
38          "You actually think? I'd never have guessed...")), 
39   
40      (r'I (.*)', 
41          ("I'm getting a bit tired of hearing about you.", 
42          "How about we talk about me instead?", 
43          "Me, me, me... Frankly, I don't care.")), 
44                   
45      (r'How (.*)', 
46          ("How do you think?", 
47          "Take a wild guess.", 
48          "I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.")), 
49   
50      (r'What (.*)', 
51          ("Do I look like an encylopedia?", 
52          "Figure it out yourself.")), 
53   
54      (r'Why (.*)', 
55          ("Why not?", 
56          "That's so obvious I thought even you'd have already figured it out.")), 
57   
58      (r'(.*)shut up(.*)', 
59          ("Make me.", 
60          "Getting angry at a feeble NLP assignment? Somebody's losing it.", 
61          "Say that again, I dare you.")), 
62   
63      (r'Shut up(.*)', 
64          ("Make me.", 
65          "Getting angry at a feeble NLP assignment? Somebody's losing it.", 
66          "Say that again, I dare you.")), 
67   
68      (r'Hello(.*)', 
69          ("Oh good, somebody else to talk to. Joy.", 
70          "'Hello'? How original...")), 
71               
72      (r'(.*)', 
73          ("I'm getting bored here. Become more interesting.", 
74          "Either become more thrilling or get lost, buddy.", 
75          "Change the subject before I die of fatal boredom.")) 
76  ) 
77   
78  rude = Chat(pairs, reflections)  
79   
80 -def demo():
81 print "Unpleasant Chatbot (type 'quit' to exit)." 82 print '='*72 83 print "I suppose I should say hello." 84 converse(rude) 85 86 if __name__ == "__main__": 87 demo() 88